The Bachelor

Bachelor Pad 101: Always have ample room for seating.
Create a cozy glow to compliment your best features (or those of your guests).
Never let your guests want for more.
Offer them the best side of the bed at once.
Greet them with cronies and good times at the door.
Be sure to give them flowers when they least expect it. And when they do.
Never let the glasses run empty.
Roll the dice, but don’t play games.
The invitation has been extended.
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