{"id":4759,"date":"2021-06-13T19:55:13","date_gmt":"2021-06-13T17:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tretowdeco.com\/?post_type=portfolio&p=4759"},"modified":"2024-01-28T15:53:46","modified_gmt":"2024-01-28T14:53:46","slug":"the-estate","status":"publish","type":"portfolio","link":"https:\/\/www.tretowdeco.com\/?portfolio=the-estate","title":{"rendered":"The Estate"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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The lady with the hamburger is inviting you to stay for a snack.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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One should never underestimate the power of a good x-stool arrangement.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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One should always keep a discerning eye on the leopard footstool.
It will bite when provoked.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Sunscreen is optional. Smoke screens can come in handy.
Chinoiserie screens are a bare necessity.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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What if somebody trips you? That is why you install wall-to-wall sisal carpeting.
And it works metaphorically, too.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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At The Estate, Friday is always ON.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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A bathroom is just a living room with bath facilities.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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The zebra is always the last one to leave the party.
He feels flat all of next day.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Monday: ask me again how I feel about you after waking up in here.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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No alarm needed.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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The dressing room. Because all your fabulous outfits deserve better.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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If you you’ve never tried 100% Egyptian cotton bedding, you’ve never truly lived.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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The kitchen – that’s where somebody else feeds you delicious meals everyday, right?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Can’t think of a more perfect spot to store your Brie de Meaux.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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